"Life of Supermodels"

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the planeannounces :

" We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately ! "

Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.

Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask : " What in the hell are
you doing fixing your make-up-when we are about to fricking crash ! "

Claudia responds : " I know for a fact the rescue workers will search
for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking
faces - which is why I am putting on my make-up. "

Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout : " Rachel have you lost your senses ? ? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die ! "

Rachel responds : " I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful
breasts - which is why I am exposing my boobs ! "

Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her love triangle.

Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell : " Naomi - Are you crazy ? ? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see ? ? "

Calmly, Naomi responds : " BITCH PLEASE ! I know for a fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box ! ! "

yeah...
this is the certain thing happen...
if three idiot people gather...