SMS Lucu ataopun yg JAYUUUUSSS!!

Why r u angry with me?
Wat happened?
Wat was my mistakes?
Believe me it was jus an accident...
I stepped on ur tail n u started barking

God Made daylight n called it SUN
God Made entertauinment n called it FUN
God Made night light n called it MOON
God Made U n called it CARTOON

I wanted to kill teh Sweetest, Smartest & d most Beautiful person on this earth,
But then I thought..
SuICIDE is a crime

Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....
dont cry.......
my name is nobody

I m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too heard to loose someone who is
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented and
100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...

Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing,
Xpect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.

i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.They said
Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?
Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........

Tuhan tau gue cuma sayang eloe, Tuhan tau gue cinta eloe, Tuhan tau gue selalu memikirkan eloe, tapi Tuhan juga tau kalo gue salah pencet nomer...

Tarzan has a party, He invited all animal.. Unfortunately, one monkey didn't come, causes he was busy reading this msgs

Survey membuktikan pemakaian SMS berlebihan dpt membuat jempol kapalan dan keseimbangan jiwa terganggu krn senyum2 sendiri...

Kalo ayam loncat dari atap gedung mana dulu yang nyampe, kepala, kaki, atau ekor?
Terserah ayamnya donk

Kenapa koboi Meksiko kalo berpetualang selalu bawa gitar?
Emangnya disuruh bawa piano? yang bener ajaaa

Gua rindu bgt ama loe, tiap pulang ke rumah gua inget lo, tanpa elu hidup gua berantakan ga menentu, please balik ma gua, gua mohon, karena gua bener2 butuh PEMBANTU !!

Sorry nih, sore2 gini mau ngeganggu, aku mau minta tolong nih, kalo lagi ga sibuk, kalo bisa dan ga keberatan. Kalo gak ngerepotin, tolong hapusin sms ini dong !

After u read this message:
1. "miss call" if u Care
2. send back if u Like me
3. call if u Love me
4. do nothing if u PELIT !!

Kalo ada yg bilang loe jelek, sabar aja.Kalo ada yg blg loe bego, cuekin aja.Kalo ada yg bilang loe dungu, cool aja, tapi kalo ada yg bilang loe cakep, GAMPAR aja ! Itu FITNAH !

Bantu gue doa yah soalnya akhir2* ini kalo mlm di dpn rmh srg lewat org2* seram dgn pisau thunus, darah bceceran, daging tsayat sambil berteriak ... SATE !!

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Sudah Sejak Lama Aku memperhatikanmu, Mencuri Pandangan Untuk Melihatmu, Aku Bingung Apa Yang Harus Kukatakan Kepadamu Agar Kau Mengerti, Ada......Upil dihidungmu!!

Bila hidupmu ada dalam kegelapan, berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa kegelapan masih mengelilingimu, bayarlah Tagihan LISTRIKmu!!

Hari ini tiba-tiba aku kangen kamu! aku ennga tahu mesti apa?akhirnya...
kutemukan cara! kupandangi saja fotmu...
kamu duduk manis di selembar uang 500 an .. kamu cool deh! ^_^

when i say "friend" i mean someone special
someone i care someone i love
and someone not LIKE YOU

SELAMAT, sekarang handphone anda sudah di lengkapi dengan puzzle game caranya mudah yaitu lempar hand phone anda ke dinding dengan keras lalu susun kembali dan seterusnya -SELAMAT BERMAIN-

4 tokoh terkenal dari dunia persilatan : Tiger Wong, James Wong, Wong Fei Hung, dan yang terakhir sedang baca sms ini julukannya: Wong Gen Dheng

Selamat, anda telah memenangkan hadiah utama KEJUTAN 1 MILYAR dari susu sapi balita DANCOW. Untuk memenuhi persyaratan pengambilan hadiah, kirimkan fotokopi identitas diri bersama foto seluruh badan, untuk dicocokkan dengan SAPINYA!!!!